Ever wonder why Falco is such a prick all the time? Adventures in Poor Taste presents to you…

About The Author

Russ Whiting

Russ has been writing for leisure in some shape or form since he was in third grade; making crudely fashioned novellas about abominable snowmen, murderous penguins, generic Phantom of the Opera ripoffs, and time travelers inexplicably wearing motorcycle helmets to sell to his fellow students when every other boy his age was presumably catching frogs, kissing girls and being normal. He enjoys self-deprecating humor, roaring like a savage primate for no good reason, reading about various cultures’ creation myths, and origami (of his own penis).

  • Muff

    “”I am an anthropomorphic peregrine falcon, I can hear a mouse taking a shit on corneria while arwing piloting through an asteroid field” Priceless.  I demand more of this!

  • Kaimason1

    “I love giving birth”

    Best ending ever.

    • http://twitter.com/advsinpoortaste Adventures-PoorTaste

      Haha, thanks.  So good that I’m considering leaving this as the first and final entry.  ;)