Emperor Palpatine Narrates ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Apollyon July 24, 2012 Miscellaneous Well, what else is a ruthless megalomaniac supposed to do in his downtime between orchestrating Clone Wars, manipulating the Dark Side of the Force, and running his brutal, authoritarian regime? Get a little kinky that’s what! Unfortunately, many Bothans died to bring us this recording — and, if I were you, I wouldn’t even want to know how we got it. For more deranged, yet always hilarious videos and articles, check out our very own Apollyon on his personal blog, Geared to Game. http://www.facebook.com/nosocialize David Brooke This is awesome. Simply awesome. I sent it around, my friends agree. Nice job.