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Emperor Palpatine Narrates 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'

Emperor Palpatine Narrates ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’

24 Jul, 2012

Well, what else is a ruthless megalomaniac supposed to do in his downtime between orchestrating Clone Wars, manipulating the Dark Side of the Force, and running his brutal, authoritarian regime? Get a little kinky that’s what!

Unfortunately, many Bothans died to bring us this recording — and, if I were you, I wouldn’t even want to know how we got it.

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Apollyon was released from the depths of oblivion back in 1990 and has been playing games ever since. He subsides on a potent mixture of alcohol, nicotine, and trail mix, which his body has become accustomed to metabolizing over the years. Besides running horrible experiments on himself, he likes to write on his blog (and soon to be full site) Geared to Game.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/nosocialize David Brooke

    This is awesome. Simply awesome. I sent it around, my friends agree. Nice job.