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Panels in Poor Taste: 6/28/13 – No Sex in the Sarcophagus


Age of Ultron #10AI


Panels in Poor Taste: 6/28/13 – No Sex in the Sarcophagus
Written by Mark Waid | Art by Andre Araujo

Dave: “I’m sorry honey, but I’ve got AIDS. Believe me when I tell you I was faithful, I’ve just been punching tweakers in the brain is all…you gotta believe me!”

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Sean: That’s my nickname for my boozy goodness. Brain Punch.

Russ: So you’re telling me you can contract AIDS from brain punching? I’ve got to be more careful.

Jordan: Well as long as you consulted your doctor, I’m sure what you did was perfectly safe.

Patrick: Good lord his face is haunting. Why does he have to look exactly like one of the Hardly Boys from South Park?

Panels in Poor Taste: 6/28/13 – No Sex in the Sarcophagus
“I’m getting a raging clue right now! Hand me a tissue, quick!”


Grimm Fairy Tales #86


Panels in Poor Taste: 6/28/13 – No Sex in the Sarcophagus
Written by Patrick Shand | Art by Ricardo Osnaya

Dave: Where do these women keep their internal organs?

Sean: In their boobs.

Jordan: No no, it’s a combination of both her boobs, hips, and thighs.


Batman: The Dark Knight (2011-) #21


Panels in Poor Taste: 6/28/13 – No Sex in the Sarcophagus
Written by Gregg Hurwitz | Art by Ethan Van Sciver

Dave: No wench, Batman wanted to secretly sleep with a boneless creature like you.

Sean: You have to be careful when you lounge on the piano to sing sultry jazz.

Sometimes, it’ll cost ya.

Jordan: Hey, you fell onto a spotlight! Where did all of those piano keys come from?

Panels in Poor Taste: 6/28/13 – No Sex in the Sarcophagus

Dave: They said this is what would happen if you ate too many jawbreakers, but somebody didn’t listen.

Sean: Jawsome.

Jordan: Batman always throws the best Falcon punches.


Vampirella #30


Panels in Poor Taste: 6/28/13 – No Sex in the Sarcophagus
Written by Brandon Jerwa | Art by Heubert Khan Michael

Dave: What an inappropriate costume for outer space! Why does the dude get to wear baggy clothes? She can’t get something that isn’t so form fitting that her underboob area becomes a sweat sponge?

Sean: What’s with the design above her crotch? Is that where they put her communicator?

Russ: To answer Sean’s question: “Vagina monologue, stardate 6969.9. Our destination is the planet Mianus.” The rest of the transmission is just the sound of lady parts rubbing up against white spandex.

Jordan: Again, another woman shopped at the same store Catwoman got her 90’s uniform from! That business must do well.


Uncanny X-Force Vol. 2 #7


Panels in Poor Taste: 6/28/13 – No Sex in the Sarcophagus
Written by Sam Humphries | Art by Adrian Alphona, Dalibor Talajic

Dave: Now we’re talking! A mutant themed sex dungeon in Madripoor complete with female versions of male heroes! Now that’s what I call kink.

Sean: Been there, done Wolverina.

Russ: Damn, that must be one hell of a shoulder rub mustachioed Gilbert Gottfried is getting from Cyclopea.

Jordan: Now kids, this is what we call Rule 63: “for every fictional character, there exists a counterpart of opposite gender.” The more you know.


Lazarus #1


Panels in Poor Taste: 6/28/13 – No Sex in the Sarcophagus
Written by Greg Rucka | Art by Michael Lark

Dave: Lark sure makes this felt. Before every moment there’s a moment…and it’s a meaty one.

Sean: And that’s why you don’t bring a sledgehammer to a knife fight. Idiot.

Jordan: Damn, you popped his red dyed water balloon underneath his shirt! How else do you explain the blood exploding out of him?


Sex #4


Panels in Poor Taste: 6/28/13 – No Sex in the Sarcophagus
Written by Joe Casey | Art by Piotr Kowalski

Dave: I don’t get why this dude looks so odd. Is he supposed to be wrinkly or is it a skin disease? Either way it makes the sex in Sex no bueno.

Sean: Is she blowing a mummy?

Jordan: If so, she should return him back to his sarcophagus in the city’s local museum before they notice he’s missing.

Russ: The only person to take Kanye’s spit, “Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?/ I put the pussy in a sarcophagus” literally.

Patrick: I don’t read this comic. Why is a leprous Mahatma Gandhi getting blown in a sauna?


King Conan: Hour of the Dragon #2


Panels in Poor Taste: 6/28/13 – No Sex in the Sarcophagus
Written by Timothy Truman | Art by Tomás Giorello

Dave: Rule number 47.5 of battle. Do not ever kill a man’s sex squire. Their weakness shall not be a threat to you or any man unless you consider ruby star fruit a threat.

Sean: “My most powerful bottom, NOOOOOO!”

Jordan: Wow, that guy’s head is quite intact for taking a hit like that. People were certainly tougher back in olden times.

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