Another week of comic books.

And another week where we bring you the most reprehensible, down-low, weird-ass panels contained therein.

“Hold on to ya butts.” — Samuel L. Jackson voice.


Supergirl #23


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Written by Michael Nelson | Art by Chad Hardin

Dave: Seriously Hardin, was this the best angle you could come up with? Did you have to slap a vaginal bulge on her too? How did this get past censors?

Alex: Superman, you can’t embarrass a planet, unless its sentient, and even if it was, Krypton would be very dead. And what is up with those knee boots? Like a boob window… for knees?

Sam: And still he manages to get in a little side-boob too. It’s a talent, really.

Sean: Just a little tasteful Labia outline.

A little. Tasteful. Labia.


Zombie Tramp Vol. 1


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Written and Drawn by Dan Mendoza

Dave: She must have some serious bruising on her face after this one.

Sean: That’s why bras are important sometimes.

Jordan: You know, I only see this sort of image in my more risque mangas.

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Dave: Choked by knockers… a truly sad way to go. Depending on your perspective that is.

Jordan: You know, I only see this sort of image in… wait… I’m getting this strange sense of deja vu.

Sean: You know, I only see this sort of image in my more risque panels in poor taste. Not freaking out, are you Jordan?


Thief of Thieves #16


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Written by Andy Diggle, Robert Kirkman | Art by Shawn Martinbrough

Dave: It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

Sean: Why does the guy watching the golden shower get an MST3K outline?


Aphrodite IX Vol. 2 #4


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Written by Matt Hawkins | Art by Stjepan Sejic

Dave: It looks like her face is made of butter…which makes it all the more gruesome.

Sam: Don’t worry guys: She loves him. That makes her self-mutilation totally justified!

Sean: When stabbing yourself in the face, it’s important to have a colored dot to aim for.


Oz #2


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Written by Joe Brusha | Art by Rolando Di Sessa

Dave: Wicked Witch of the West or Wicked Skank of Jersey Shore? You be the judge.

Jordan: I joked last time about Oz, but are you sure this isn’t from some porn spoof? It’s either that or a scene from Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose.

Sean: She clearly has magical powers. There is no natural way that stays over anything.


Chin Music #2


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Written by Steve Niles | Art by Tony Harris

Dave: This disgusts me. Comic books need to stop with the dirty images just to sell a book. Take this image for example, those hands are way too big for that tushie. What kind of sick demented guy draws such huge hands?!

Sean: Is she getting eaten on top of water? Is she the second about- to- be- coming of Jesus?


Wonder Woman #23


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Written by Brian Azzarello | Art by Cliff Chiang

Dave: I’ve seen a three way before but this is a bit of a stretch. More of a three way shish kebab, amirite?

Alex: Who knew Wonder Woman was so good at double penetration?


Red Sonja: Unchained #4


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Written by Peter Brett | Art by Jack Jadson

Dave: Blue Werewolf Red Sonja only wanted to get a turn on the pinata at the Cinco de Mayo party. Sadly everyone learned the hard way that blindfolds and werewolves don’t mix.

Sam: Much like her human counterpart, Blue Werewolf Red Sonja isn’t a fan of clothing.


Caption Contest Winner from 8/9/2013: PussInLoafers!


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PussInLoafers: Nicolas Cage’s character from Wicker Man can’t catch a break in any universe. Even the Deadpool one.

“OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY’RE IN MY MOUTH! MY MOUTH! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!”

*BANG*

“…And I’m dead.”

Congratulations PussInLoafers on your win. Maybe now your older, more established brother Puss In Boots will throw you a catnip and let you take his place in the next Shrek movie!

Panels in Poor Taste Caption Contest

Each week, we provide a panel in need of a caption. You, the reader, submit your caption in the comments section below, and AiPT readers vote for their favorite. The captions with the most upvotes will win, and your panel will appear in next week’s edition of Panels in Poor Taste.

Happy captioning!


Zombie Tramp Vol. 1


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Written and drawn by Dan Mendoza

Enter your caption in the comments below!

Don’t forget — there’s still time to win last week’s Caption Contest. Click the link and submit your own clever caption for a chance to win. You sly dogs, you.

  • PussInLoafers

    Alas, poor Yorick. I skull-fucked him well!

  • SneakyPete

    Nurse Mater does not get enough credit for discovering this quick, infallible scoliosis test.

  • BadSouthernComedian

    Somewhere right now… Clive Barker that dang ol’ scary stories writin’ son of a gun is masturbating.

  • DonBurgundy

    Preliminary sketch for next year’s MTV main stage attraction needed to upstage Miley Cyrus’ performance this year.