You thought Panels in Poor Taste was dead. Hell, we all did. Months without a word. But like a fetid corpse, we exhumed that bitch, and now we’re powerless against its will. All we can do is write our silly little comments, and pray it does not swallow us whole; leaving us to wander a vast and wild landscape of excessive gore, and dick jokes.

We are yet again slaves to PiPT’s siren call. Commence the poor tastin’.


Ten Grand #7



Written by J. Michael Straczinsky | Art by C.P. Smith

Sean: Oh, so we’re stabbing angels now, huh? Christ, what is the world coming to?

Dave: When did Monty Python start printing comics?

Sam: The guy in the bottom left corner looks suspiciously like David. This David.

Greg: This might offend some people, but the artwork there is actually pretty freaking cool. Not sure why that one angel is wearing short-shorts, though. I guess the dress code is pretty lax in Straczinsky’s Heaven.


Superior Spider-Man #27



Written by Dan Slott | Art by Giuseppe Camuncoli

Dave: Peter Parker just travelled through Doc Ock’s mommy’s vag. Need I say more?

Sean: I think Doc Ock’s mom has jaundice.

Dog: This is all a little hard to swallow. I mean, everyone knows the female octopus lays eggs!

Sean: I just want to say…


Robyn Hood One-Shot



Written by Pat Shand | Art by Larry Watts

Dave: I just don’t get it, why must she bend over in the second panel unless it’s all to show off to the reader. Wait a minute…Shand is breaking the fourth wall for our crotch-viewing pleasure! That guy’s a genius!

Sam: Gloves are on when she gets into bed, off when she feels herself up then on again in her reflection. What?

Sean: The gloves are symbolic for the hands of the reader. White’s a fitting color, let’s just leave it at that.

Greg: A Zenescope comic that panders so hard to the male gaze that it borders on sexist? That’s a departure.


Wolverine and the X-Men #41



Written by Jason Aaron | Art by Pepe Larraz and Todd Nuack

Sam: “A corpse licker.” Seriously though, what the hell is going on here? Did he just kill that boy and now he’s licking him? Or did he lick him to death?

Sean: Shhh. Just go with it, man.

Dave: I think he means toad, he wants him to see him as a toad, or is that too obvious? My metaphor skills need work.

Greg: I dropped Wolverine and the X-Men just before the Battle of the Atom crossover. Did I miss anything while I was gone?


Ego #2



Written by Stuart Moore | Arty by Gus Storms

Dave: This sure is “eye” catching!

Dog: I think they found his nougat center.

Sean: His hair still looks nice, at least.

Sam: Blue lasers are a pain in the chest.

Dave: Fun fact: this is a tragic reimagining of Pamela Anderson’s first foray into breast enhancements. Thankfully a robotic arm was put in place to avoid controversy.

Sam: A robotic arm giving an enthusiastic thumbs up might I add.

Sean: Why do some of them have Troll hair? You remember those trolls from the 90s, Dave?

Greg: Aww, that Troll doll at the top has a frowny face. Poor little guy 🙁


Memory Collectors #3



Story and art by Menton 3

Dog: What’s happening here? It looks like Casper tried to fist Joan Crawford.

Sean: Gives “finger blasting” a whole new meaning.

Dave: Always neat to see how abortions are handled in the horror world.

Sam: Little Suzy would soon come to realize, there was no one on the other side of the body waiting to high-five her back.

  • James

    Guys, I just wanted to say that I’m psyched (and more than a little relieved) that this feature is back! This was and now is again my weekly dose of crass!

    • Russ Whiting

      We like you a whole helluva lot James.

      More crass to come; AiPT is your hookup.

  • HitThisJeffery

    Not gonna lie, I totally thought that was explosive afterbirth in the Spider man panels. Also the mom looks very zombie like, better hope she doesn’t breast feed Peter, the milks gone bad! Here we go again with one of Pat Shand’s filthy sex books. This dude is a total creep and wont admit it. I realize that sex sells but the question is to Whom! Selling Tits and Ass to kids, well done Pat, well done. You make me sick. I’d just like to say that I fully support corpse licking, I hear that fresh corpses secrete some delicious fluids that are considered a delicacy in some countries. Welcome back Pipt!

    • David Brooke

      Glad to have you back HTJ. Where were you these last few months? Competing to see who could drink more from an outfall pipe, your head caught in a 95 year old woman’s vag or something much more dirty?

      • Pat

        Oh, HitThisJeffry, my great friend. So glad that you’re not actually reading the book beyond this page. That would actually give you a — gasp — informed opinion.

        I *have* to think that this lunatic is just a really, really skilled troll. I have to.

      • Pat

        @davidbrooke:disqus, did you notice that every time HTJ posts, he leaves an insulting and misogynistic comment about breastfeeding? He must be going through a rough time.

        • HitThisJeffery

          I only drink the finest Persian beast milk.