You thought Panels in Poor Taste was dead. Hell, we all did. Months without a word. But like a fetid corpse, we exhumed that b---h, and now we’re powerless against its will. All we can do is write our silly little comments, and pray it does not swallow us whole; leaving us to wander a vast and wild landscape of excessive gore, and dick jokes.

We are yet again slaves to PiPT’s siren call. Commence the poor tastin’.


Ten Grand #7



Written by J. Michael Straczinsky | Art by C.P. Smith

Sean: Oh, so we’re stabbing angels now, huh? Christ, what is the world coming to?

Dave: When did Monty Python start printing comics?

Sam: The guy in the bottom left corner looks suspiciously like David. This David.

Greg: This might offend some people, but the artwork there is actually pretty freaking cool. Not sure why that one angel is wearing short-shorts, though. I guess the dress code is pretty lax in Straczinsky’s Heaven.


Superior Spider-Man #27



Written by Dan Slott | Art by Giuseppe Camuncoli

Dave: Peter Parker just travelled through Doc Ock’s mommy’s vag. Need I say more?

Sean: I think Doc Ock’s mom has jaundice.

Dog: This is all a little hard to swallow. I mean, everyone knows the female octopus lays eggs!

Sean: I just want to say…


Robyn Hood One-Shot



Written by Pat Shand | Art by Larry Watts

Dave: I just don’t get it, why must she bend over in the second panel unless it’s all to show off to the reader. Wait a minute…Shand is breaking the fourth wall for our crotch-viewing pleasure! That guy’s a genius!

Sam: Gloves are on when she gets into bed, off when she feels herself up then on again in her reflection. What?

Sean: The gloves are symbolic for the hands of the reader. White’s a fitting color, let’s just leave it at that.

Greg: A Zenescope comic that panders so hard to the male gaze that it borders on sexist? That’s a departure.


Wolverine and the X-Men #41



Written by Jason Aaron | Art by Pepe Larraz and Todd Nuack

Sam: “A corpse licker.” Seriously though, what the hell is going on here? Did he just kill that boy and now he’s licking him? Or did he lick him to death?

Sean: Shhh. Just go with it, man.

Dave: I think he means toad, he wants him to see him as a toad, or is that too obvious? My metaphor skills need work.

Greg: I dropped Wolverine and the X-Men just before the Battle of the Atom crossover. Did I miss anything while I was gone?


Ego #2



Written by Stuart Moore | Arty by Gus Storms

Dave: This sure is “eye” catching!

Dog: I think they found his nougat center.

Sean: His hair still looks nice, at least.

Sam: Blue lasers are a pain in the chest.

Dave: Fun fact: this is a tragic reimagining of Pamela Anderson’s first foray into breast enhancements. Thankfully a robotic arm was put in place to avoid controversy.

Sam: A robotic arm giving an enthusiastic thumbs up might I add.

Sean: Why do some of them have Troll hair? You remember those trolls from the 90s, Dave?

Greg: Aww, that Troll doll at the top has a frowny face. Poor little guy 🙁


Memory Collectors #3



Story and art by Menton 3

Dog: What’s happening here? It looks like Casper tried to fist Joan Crawford.

Sean: Gives “finger blasting” a whole new meaning.

Dave: Always neat to see how abortions are handled in the horror world.

Sam: Little Suzy would soon come to realize, there was no one on the other side of the body waiting to high-five her back.

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