East of West #12



Written by Rick Spears | Art by James Callahan

Dave: What a pleasant coat rack.

Jordan: I think the guys from Scanners are getting better at blowing people up good.

Dog: No one likes to play the blame game, Tranny Frieza. Wait, is that redundant?


A Voice in the Dark #7



Written by Rick Spears | Art by James Callahan

Dave: “Here comes the airplane!” CRUNCH. Oh dear…

Jordan: It’s probably just me, but I don’t think she’s a real doctor.

Dog: She gave her a candy cane covered in strawberry sauce; what’s the problem?

Sean: Walk like an Egyyyyptiiiaaaan.


Invincible #111



Written by Rick Spears | Art by James Callahan

Dog: “Well that didn’t work, she’s only screaming louder!”

Dave: A lucky pregnant lady’s foot is luckier than a unicorn’s taint eyepatch.

Jordan: Inside the writer’s mind: “Oh I know! Let’s make Invincible as dark as The Walking Dead! People will love that, right?

Sean: At least she didn’t land on her stomach?


Danger Girl: May Day #2



Written by Andy Hartnell | Art by John Royle

Jordan: Are her hips and legs wrapped up in Saran Wrap? I’m not sure if that is appropriate for jungle exploration.

Dave: What an epic between-the-legs shot. Her powerful ass is so amazingly glorious it’s allowing her to float in the air for our viewing pleasure.

Dog: I thought she was just using those carnival stilts. Do you think the other character can hear her voice echo?

Sean: Why does she need a belt for those?