Savage Dragon #197

Written and art by Erik Larsen

Dave: That’s what happens when you get handsy!

Dog: Don’t f--k with Dart Garter Silver Sable.

Jordan: Hmm… she may need to see a doctor about that spine.

Manifest Destiny #9

Written by Chris Dingess | Art by Mathew Roberts

Dave: Oxy Skin Care has gone way too far with their messaging.

Dog: Apparently Hershey’s syrup is ineffective as a pesticide.

Jordan: The true secret of malaria that you didn’t know about!

Genius #3

Written by Marc Bernardin | Art by Afua Richardson

Dog: I think Jordan Peele there is trying to hard.

Dave: That woman’s spine is broken. Your argument is invalid.

John: I’m more worried about her gesturing to cut off the guy’s junk!

Jordan: I’m sorry, but it’s hard to be intimidated by your group with that bright pink chair there.

Artifacts #38

Written by Devon Wong| Art by Isaac Goodhart

Dave: Billy thought his fetish was weird, until he googled “Chest + Tentacle + Sex” and was finally validated.

Dog: Is this how we make reparations to the Indians? Casinos and starring roles in Japanese erotica?

Jordan: My dreams are usually not this… creepy. How about you guys?

Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Bestiary #1

Written and Victor LaValle, Ben Meares, Mark Miller | Art by Colin Lorimer, Carlos Magno, Conor Nola

Dave: Is this some sort of torture porn version of The Big Bang?

John: More like Michelangelo’s original sketches for the Sistine Chapel.

Dog: Except this version was intended for the floor. Closer to Hell. You never heard the tale of the janitor who mopped up a masterpiece?

Jordan: When someone asked the artist to not get so overindulgent with the gore, the artist got mad and protested with even more gore.

Dog: I wasn’t satisfied until “Seasons in the Abyss.” “Reign in Blood” is overrated.

Dave: Former New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez’s proposed touchdown celebration right before being arrested. To be accompanied with the words, “make it rain!”

John: I don’t think you can top that.

Jordan: Speaking of getting this mess clean up, you may need to get a few extra people. It’s a rather big mess after all.