Hawkeye vs. Deadpool #1



Written Gerry Duggan | Art by Mateo Lolli

Dave: Is it ever okay to dress up as someone who was assassinated?

Dog: I’m not giving up my William McKinley ascot, Dave.


Hexed #3



Written Michael Alan Nelson | Art by Dan Mora

Dave: A really bad liposuction I think.

John: Really burning the fat away.

Dog: Grandma, I said I’m sorry I was never an altar boy. But in hindsight, don’t you think that was the right decision?


68: Homefront #2



Written by Mark Kidwell | Art by Kyle Charles

Dave: Zombies doing chicken impressions are so cute!

Dog: You’d think the Fonz could just bring the zombie back to life by whacking it on the side.


Black Market #4



Written Frank J. Barbiere | Art by Victor Santos

Dave: What exactly makes that sound in the real world?

Dog: Ketchup, when it comes out of the bottle too fast.


Cutter #2



Written Robert Napton | Art by Christian Dibari

Dave: Oh no, Quinn’s head fell off again! I knew allowing Crash Test Dummies to live and breathe was a bad idea.

Dog: The world has lost a fashion icon. Not just anyone can pull off a trucker hat with a disco ball-patterned jacket.


Pirouette #1



Written Mark Miller | Art by Carlos Granda

Dave: Face Off 3: Carnivale Edition!

Greg: Clowns are such easy fodder for horror. I mean, is there anyone left in the world that genuinely likes clowns? Actual clowns, put your hands down.


Manhattan Projects #24



Written Jonathan Hickman | Art by Nick Dragotta

Dave: Jackie Kennedy loves the new liquid center.

John: How many licks does it take to get the center of a Tootsie Brain?

Greg: I dunno man, usually when I’m eating Tootsie Brains, I get to a certain point where I just can’t wait to stop licking and straight up bite into the thing.

Dog: Forget the gore, I’m more interested in her pendulous uvula.