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Panels in Poor Taste: 1/29/2016–It’s Alive! It’s Aliiiiive!

Panels in Poor Taste is back and it’s shiny and new with our favorite of three categories: WTF, sexytime, and gore. Peruse at your leisure and laugh if you want to. Or don’t, whatever. But do share this with your friends or it’ll go away forever*!

*Ha, we threatened them. That’ll work!

༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ What the F am I looking at? WTF of the week 😱

Negative Space #3

Written by Ryan K. Lindsay | Art by Owen Gieni
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics

Dog: “You don’t have to lie about finding the G-spot, man; nobody has.”

Dave: Vagina Tentacle Man was a precursor to Superman and Batman but it never did stick with the American crowd.

Lisa: Johnny’s mother had succeeded. Each night he dreamt of horrifying vagina monsters.

Patrick!: Awww. Beta thinks she’s people! Look at her wittle coat and her disgusting oozing face! Dawwww!

Man vs. Rock: Neil Degrasse-Tyson’s theories about the universe keep getting more and more erotic …

Hellboy Winter Special One-Shot

Written by Chelsea Cain | Art by Michael Avon Oeming
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics

Dave: The snowman hermit crab is a rare thing. [in David Attenborough

Man Vs. Rock: “After winning the WWE Royal Rumble, let’s just say I’m used to punching white freaks with crabs.”

Lisa: This is what happens when you feed snowmen after midnight.

Patrick!: Is this a Japanese animated film? Hellboy is in for a serious surprise in t-minus…

Dog: It’s a Hentai Christmas, Charlie Brown.

👙Let’s talk about sex…baby? Sexytime of the week 🏩

The Island #6

Written and Drawn by Onta
Publisher: Image Comics

Dave: The boner flop is actually a solid move John Cena employs every night.

Man Vs. Rock: If anyone ever found out about Ted Cruz’s secret diary, he’d be finished …(except in Mississippi)

Dog: “I mean, they were all urologists concerned about that oozing growth, but action is action.”

Patrick!: Be right back. *pours bleach in eyes* ALL BETTER!

💉 Is that blood? Gore of the week ☠

Past Aways #8

Written by Matt Kindt | Art by Scott Kolins
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics

Dog: “Punched it. Disemboweled it. Generally mutilated it and popped one eye out for the conductor. The MTA’s new Cyborg Saver passes are weird.”

Dave: Trump loyalists: Be like Phil.

Patrick!: Jesus H. Cable is just not the same since Liefeld left for Image.

Lisa: Despite everyone’s encouragement, Helga never progressed past etiquette 101.

Man vs. Rock: Cyborg Ray Rice vowed he would get his revenge on women one day …


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