We’ve reached week three and we’re still pounding out jokes and finding the most gloriously weird and graphic panels comic books have to offer. Check out this week’s offerings!


༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ What the F am I looking at? WTF of the week 😱


Invader Zim #7


Written by Kyle Starks | Art by Dave Crosland with Warren Wucinich and KC Green
Publisher: Oni Press

Dave: Spencer’s Gifts is still the best for getting intergalactic gag gifts. THE BEST!

Dog: Save some screams for when it starts singing “Take Me to the River.”

Lisa: Why am I suddenly craving blue raspberry Warheads?

Nick: Rubio finally malfunctions for good.

Man Vs. Rock: Same thing happened when I got my first period.

Manhattan Projects: The Sun Beyond the Stars #4


Written by Jonathan Hickman | Art by Nick Pitarra
Publisher: Image Comics

Dave: Goes to show you: Never let a guy shove a Blow Pop in your mouth without written consent.

Lisa: Well, now we know how many licks it takes to reach the center.

Nick: I really hope this isn’t what Dippin Dots means when they call themselves ‘The Ice Cream of the Future.’

Dog: Captain Toilet Toad busts clogs — IN SPACE!

Man vs. Rock: Texas keeps finding more and more creative ways to execute prisoners.


👙Let’s talk about sex…baby? Sexytime of the week 🏩


All-New X-Men (2015-) #4


Written by Dennis Hopeless and Drawn by Mark Bagley
Publisher: Marvel Comics

Dave: Okay, she may have a healing factor but the censors sure as shit better hope her costume does too. Talk about a nip slip Logan never had to worry about.

Dog: Shoot first, consider the ever-changing state of American body mores later.

Nick: Did they shoot her with pepperoni?

Man vs. Rock: See guys, guns aren’t THAT dangerous …


💉 Is that blood? Gore of the week 💀


Fistful of Blood #4


Written and Art by Kevin Eastman and Simon Bisley
Publisher: IDW Publishing

Dog: Yeah, but he said “dump,” too, and I don’t see you taking a shit on his chin.

Dave: He really took a blow job to the head!

Lisa: Skull face sure is cranky about fellatio when his TMJ acts up.

Man Vs. Rock: Call me and Kevin Eastman old-fashioned, but when you use a pun, it isn’t considered murder. That’s how O.J. got off …

Nick: I’m just impressed he could still yell ‘OW!’ while his larynx got pulverised.