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Panels in Poor Taste: 02/12/2016 – Did Somebody Say Head?

We’ve reached week three and we’re still pounding out jokes and finding the most gloriously weird and graphic panels comic books have to offer. Check out this week’s offerings!


༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ What the F am I looking at? WTF of the week 😱


Invader Zim #7


Written by Kyle Starks | Art by Dave Crosland with Warren Wucinich and KC Green
Publisher: Oni Press

Dave: Spencer’s Gifts is still the best for getting intergalactic gag gifts. THE BEST!

Dog: Save some screams for when it starts singing “Take Me to the River.”

Lisa: Why am I suddenly craving blue raspberry Warheads?

Nick: Rubio finally malfunctions for good.

Man Vs. Rock: Same thing happened when I got my first period.

Manhattan Projects: The Sun Beyond the Stars #4


Written by Jonathan Hickman | Art by Nick Pitarra
Publisher: Image Comics

Dave: Goes to show you: Never let a guy shove a Blow Pop in your mouth without written consent.

Lisa: Well, now we know how many licks it takes to reach the center.

Nick: I really hope this isn’t what Dippin Dots means when they call themselves ‘The Ice Cream of the Future.’

Dog: Captain Toilet Toad busts clogs — IN SPACE!

Man vs. Rock: Texas keeps finding more and more creative ways to execute prisoners.


👙Let’s talk about sex…baby? Sexytime of the week 🏩


All-New X-Men (2015-) #4


Written by Dennis Hopeless and Drawn by Mark Bagley
Publisher: Marvel Comics

Dave: Okay, she may have a healing factor but the censors sure as s--t better hope her costume does too. Talk about a nip slip Logan never had to worry about.

Dog: Shoot first, consider the ever-changing state of American body mores later.

Nick: Did they shoot her with pepperoni?

Man vs. Rock: See guys, guns aren’t THAT dangerous …


💉 Is that blood? Gore of the week 💀


Fistful of Blood #4


Written and Art by Kevin Eastman and Simon Bisley
Publisher: IDW Publishing

Dog: Yeah, but he said “dump,” too, and I don’t see you taking a s--t on his chin.

Dave: He really took a blow job to the head!

Lisa: Skull face sure is cranky about fellatio when his TMJ acts up.

Man Vs. Rock: Call me and Kevin Eastman old-fashioned, but when you use a pun, it isn’t considered murder. That’s how O.J. got off …

Nick: I’m just impressed he could still yell ‘OW!’ while his larynx got pulverised.

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