Twilight Zone: The Movie was a project that made its level-best attempt at recreating the eerie magic of the original Rod Serling anthology horror series. It’s a memorable film in its own right, though far too uneven an experience to register it as a successful endeavor.

Twilight Zone: The Movie

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Twilight Zone: The Movie chose to remake stories from the old television series rather than create new ones, but my issues aren’t so much with the fact that it’s rehashed old material, but more with the selection of the classic stories. To put it frankly, they didn’t seem to really grab the “cream of the crop”, so to speak. Only one episode is not adapted from the TV series, but even it is a bit mediocre.

The prologue/wrap-around story is one of the better parts of the film. It features Dan Aykroyd and Albert Brooks driving down a lonely stretch of highway late at night, talking about television. Eventually, they start discussing the Twilight Zone and certain episodes (some of which I wish they had adapted for this movie, dammit). The prologue uses one of my favorite Creedance Clearwater Revival songs, “Midnight Special”, and now whenever I hear it, I think of the Twilight Zone. Burgess Meredith, a Twilight Zone alumni, fills in for the late Rod Serling as the ominous host, though he’s never seen on-camera.

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The first story (directed by John Landis), untitled, is very loosely based on the classic episode “A Quality of Mercy”, though not enough for it to be considered an adaptation. In this story, a racist white businessman (Vic Morrow) is forced to walk in the shoes of several different minorities during the worst moments in their history. He is transformed into a black man during a Klan lynching, a Jew during WWII and a Vietnamese villager during the Vietnam War. Poetic justice.

This is the most controversial story in the film, as its production was marred by the accidental deaths of Vic Morrow and the two children he was carrying. Due to Morrow’s tragic death, the story had to be completely re-edited, and as a result, doesn’t flow quite well.

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The ending is probably the biggest casualty, as it was completely changed from the original script, and ends on such a terribly dark note that it turns many viewers away. I think the segment was trying to get across a good message, but the ending sort of kills the “don’t judge until you walk a mile in their shoes” angle and instead leaves you with the moral of “discriminate against minorities and you’ll get sent to a death camp”.

The second segment (directed by Stephen Spielberg) is my least favorite of the bunch, which hurts me to say it, as I love Scatman Crothers. In this remake of “Kick the Can”, a kind-hearted old man (Scatman Crothers) visits a retirement home where all the old folks are wasting away their final years. The newcomer encourages them to reclaim the magic of their youth with a game of kick-the-can, though some of the more bitter oldtimers aren’t very fond of the idea.

God, this segment. It stops. The movie. DEAD.

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“Kick the Can” is the odd man out of the movie, positively dripping with Spielbergian sugar. From the softness of the story to the adorable children, it’s just a little too Spielberg and might decay your teeth. The bright and sunny atmosphere doesn’t meld with the darkness of the other stories and it is anything but scary. It was also one of my least favorite episodes of the television series, so I suppose that doesn’t really help. To the favor of “Kick the Can”, it has the immortal Scatman Crothers in the lead role and he’s always very charming to watch.

The third segment (directed by Joe Dante) is a remake of “It’s a Good Life”, one of the most classic episodes of the TV series. While at a diner, a young woman encounters a boy who needs a ride back to his home. The woman gives the kid a lift and is invited inside the house, as it is his birthday. She soon discovers the inside of the home is a bizarre chamber of horrors, as the boy has the ability to make his every thought become reality. The boy’s family lives in fear of his power, as terrible things happen when he loses his temper.

Very heavy on the surreal horror, which is just my style. The boy can be terribly annoying at times, but he’s supposed to be, as it shows that living in his own fantasy world has warped his mind. The imagery is very spooky, from people with no mouths to killer rabbits and giant eyeballs. A few of the effects are a little on the stupid side, like the cartoon monster the boy brings to life (a parody of the Tasmanian Devil) or the part where he warps his sister into a demonic cartoon (bad green screen).

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I’m also not big on the ending, which lays the happy conclusion on rather nauseatingly thick. And coming right after “Kick the Can”, we really didn’t need any more of that. Those few setbacks aside, it’s an easy choice for my second favorite segment.

The fourth and final segment (directed by George Miller) is a remake of possibly the most iconic Twilight Zone episode of all, “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet”. A man with a terrible fear of flying (John Lithgow) is put through further torment when his plane goes through a nasty lightning storm. He looks out the window and sees a gremlin on the wing of the plane, tearing it apart. The man attempts to warn people of the danger, but no one will believe him.

The best segment in the movie and, if you ask me, an improvement over the original episode. What makes this version better, in my eyes? The gremlin.

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The gremlin from the television series was basically just a guy in a silly-looking monkey suit, and once you got a good look at it, it kind of sucked the terror out of the episode. The gremlin in this version, however, is more devil-like than anything. A very nasty and ugly monster that sort of reminds me of Pumpkinhead.

Lithgow really hams it up as the victim of the Gremlin’s shenanigans and Miller’s direction creates this claustrophobic atmosphere that might actually leave you sweating and gasping for air. It hems pretty close to the original version of the story (written by Richard Matheson), though there’s a slight tweak at the end that makes for a spookier finish.

The original Twilight Zone is the forefather of anthology horror and a TV series which continues to withstand the test of time. Twilight Zone: The Movie unfortunately, does not have such lasting power. It’s more like the ‘80s revival series, with the selection of stories being terribly lopsided in quality and atmosphere. But although the first half comes across as being fairly weak, the film does manage to conclude on a high note.

Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983) Review
Nightmare at 30,000 Feet" is a legitimate improvement over the original version and a strong way to end the movieThough uneven at times, "It's a Good Life" features a lot of surreal horror effects and you'll certainly remember most of it
"A Quality of Mercy" suffers from the unavoidable editing caused by Vic Morrow's death, ending with a moral that seems too cynical even for the Twilight Zone."Kick the Can" is absolutely awful, it stops the movie dead, and it never should have been included in the first place.
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