We’ve reached week four of the Panels in Poor taste column of 2016. What was the best gore, sex, and all out weirdness we collected over the week?
༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ What the F am I looking at? WTF of the week 😱
Citizen Jack #4
Written by Sam Humphries | Art by Tommy Patterson
Publisher: Image Comics
Dave: The fingernail fungus commercials have gone too far!
Patrick!: Dave put his recurring dream on his Tinder profile, and no one swipes to meet him. Well…that one time.
Lisa: I bet this guy kicks ass at charades.
Man vs. Rock: The most creative anti-masturbation PSA put out by the Catholic Church since the “Jerkin’ John Paul II” ads of the ‘90’s.
Dog: I don’t know; if I had a mouth on each hand, I’d never leave the house.
Nick: Pretty sure I’m going to print a few copies of this page and stick it above every ‘EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS’ sign that I see.
👙Let’s talk about sex…baby? Sexytime of the week 🏩
Stray Bullets: Sunshine and Roses #12
Written and art by David Lapham
Publisher: Image Comics
Dave: I see a pirate and a clown which makes me think this is a subtle jab at Johnny Depp’s performance as Jack Sparrow. What? Reaching?
Patrick!: 6:55 PM?! I don’t want to see a clown stripper until 9pm at the earliest! I’m a family man god-dammit! I have standards!
Dog: I don’t understand why they had to dredge this up for the Bozo retrospective. Everyone did stuff they weren’t proud of when they were young.
Lisa: This was just the kind of intel Veronica was waiting for. Once she told Archie about Betty’s “night job” as a pirate stripper he would be all hers.
Nick: You have to respect the clown stripper for going full method with the props, though.
Dave: That’s one way to sanitize a penis.
Patrick!: Sandra’s puke fetish had finally met its match with Chaz’s power tools at 7 fetish.
Man vs. Rock: When a stripper pukes all over you, it still technically counts as third base.
Dog: “Seven already?! Shit, Bozo’s snapped up all the big-spenders at ‘Red Nose, Red Knob’ by now!”
Lisa: Sapphire was never good with sexual slang; all she knew was she was supposed to “toss” something.
Nick: Kool-Aid Man always workshops his new entrance methods at strip clubs.
💉 Is that blood? Gore of the week 💀
I Hate Fairyland #5
Written and Art by Skottie Young
Publisher: Image Comics
Dave: A good ejected eyeball is a favorite at AiPT!, but how about one that droops down and looks at you too?!
Nick: YES. EYEBALL PALOOZA IS BACK, BABY!
Patrick!: Hey, girl. Yeah you with the high and tights. You reach down and get that kidney, put it in a pot with a little water and some carrots and onions? You got a stew going!
Lisa: Plenty of money for lasers but sadly no dental plan for the mountains.
Dog: Looks like Living Laser facefucked a jack-o’-lantern.
Man vs. Rock: So that’s how Justice Scalia died …
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