Week ten of PiPT where heads explode, slugs are eaten and more!


༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ What the F am I looking at? The best WTF of the week 😱


Hot Damn #1


Written by Ryan Ferrier | Art by Valentin Ramon
Publisher: IDW

Dave: “Horse cum or no cum,” no one said ever.

Man vs. Rock: Now we finally know how the water supply in Flint, Michigan became so infected. Turns out it was horse cum all along …

Nick: This is what happens when you let Applebee’s stay open past 1:00 AM.

Patrick!: That sandwich is what Elvis was eating when he died.

Lisa: What, no washer fluid or dolphin sperm? Your Yelp score just went down 2 stars.

Dog: That girl has four tits. I thought this was Hell?

Man vs. Rock: Bernie Sanders’ “free horse cum” initiative turned out to be a lot less popular than his free education one … except in Reno, Nevada.

Spawn #262


Written by Todd McFarlane | Art by Erik Larsen
Publisher: Image Comics

Dog: The true story of heavy metal’s rise and fall.

Lisa: Never interrupt God’s manicure.

Dave: God has mad Zeus game.

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Patrick!: This just in – even God will eventually get tired of your bullshit, and he’s infinitely patient.

Man vs. Rock: You won’t like God when he’s angry. Just ask anyone from Sodom, Gomorrah, or Arkansas.

Man vs. Rock: Satan’s done some bad shit in his life, but the moment he greenlit the new “Two and a Half Men” movie, he finally took things too far …

Best Comments from Reddit (r/comicbooks):
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Negative Space #4


Written by Ryan K Lindsay | Art by Owen Gieni
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics

Dave: Head shrimp were the least of Bob’s worries after drinking the water in Beijing.

Patrick!: Countless hours spent in the gym to build those biceps, one night at Red Lobster to ruin them.

Lisa: This is what happens when you sustain yourself on a diet of horse cum, orange juice and toothpaste.

Dog: “Suspenders aren’t in style this season?! I don’t want to live in this world!”

Nick: There’s one day you can really pull off wearing that shirt. This guy nailed it.

Man vs. Rock: The boldest review of Batman v. Superman yet …


💉 Is that blood? The best gore of the week 💀


The Last Contract #4


Written by Ed Brisson | Art by Lisandro Estherren
Publisher: BOOM! Studios

Dave: The lost episode of Home Improvement got real dark, real fast.

Dog: That’ll teach “The Tool Man” to ignore OSHA safety regulations!

Lisa: And that was the last time Spike claimed to be the Skilsaw roulette champion.

Nick: Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought “Stop letting the blade hit the concrete!”

Man vs. Rock: Oscar Pistorius: Origins …

Patrick!: “JESUS, I JUST CAME TO HOME DEPOT TO GET LIGHTBULBS, WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?”

Drifter #10


Written by Ivan Brandon | Art by Nic Klein
Publisher: Image Comics

Lisa: Yup! That is exactly what a root canal feels like.

Dave: This page gets an F for not featuring one ejected eyeball!

Man vs. Rock: Don’t spoil the ending of Hamilton for everyone!

Nick: Okay, we’ve all had our share of bad corned beef, but that’s no reason to shoot it.

Dog: It looks like Gallagher joined the NRA.

Patrick!: I’ll be honest, at first glance I thought that the coat collar was an incredibly fluffy mullet, and when I realized it wasn’t, I no longer was interested.

King’s Road #3


Written by Peter Hogan | Art by Staz Johnson
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics

Dave: DC Comics decided to make a darker, edgier Homeward Bound which received mixed reviews.

Man vs. Rock: Those slut attack classes at Petsmart were expensive, but man did they turn out to be worth it …

Dog: Too bad they need a white card to summon a physician. Mana screw claims another victim.

Nick: If she survives this, then it’s definitely time to invest in some makeup foundation that doesn’t crack.

Patrick!: Hey Queen of Slutty Armor? How’s that working out for you now?

Lisa: Hey queenie, stop spending all your money on boob tape and buy a good moisturizer.