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༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ What the F am I looking at? The best WTF of the week 😱

Hyperion #2

Written by Chuck Wendig | Art by Nik Virella
Publisher: Marvel Comics

Dog: I don’t know; Tree Face Tendril Man seems like a natural for the carnival freak show.

Man vs Rock: Everyone knows that Aunt Flo always ruins the dunk tank at the carnival …

Dog: Oh calm down, this happens every time it rains.

Dave: Worm man wanted to help, but stuffing orifices was just not a hot commodity in the hero business.

Man vs Rock: Remember folks, when you don’t use Prego® Pasta Sauce, your whole family suffers. Choose Taste. Choose Prego.

Nick: *puts down fork into plate of spaghetti brought to work for lunch* *sighs*

Divinity II #1

Written by Matt Kindt | Art by Trevor Hairsine, Ryan Winn
Publisher: Valiant Entertainment

Dave: Meth. Not even once.

Man vs Rock: Cue Barry White. That purple bud is gonna find a new flower to call home…

Nick: Missed a perfect opportunity to hit back with “Chicken Butt.”

Dog: “What?” is actually mauve tulip person for, “OH MY F-----G CHRIST WHY DID YOU RIP MY TORSO OFF OW OW OW S--T!”

👙Let’s talk about sex…baby? Best sexytime of the week 🏩

Poison Ivy: Cycle of Life #4

Written by Amy Chu | Art by Robson Rocha
Publisher: DC Comics

Dave: Poison Ivy has side boob so epic it’s actually full boob!

Dog: I couldn’t see past her varicose stems.

Man vs Rock: Don’t look at it! Don’t you dare look at his 80’s mohawk! Remember folks, cosplay is not consent…

Nick: Cut Poison Ivy dialogue: “That’s what she said.”

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💉 Is that blood? The best gore of the week 💀

Bloodshot Reborn #12

Written by Jeff Lemire| Art by Lewis LaRosa
Publisher: Valiant Entertainment

Dave: Stress dolls are getting way more realistic!

Man vs Rock: Okay, fine! Maybe I should start looking for chiropractors that don’t live in dumpsters…

Dog: But that’s where most of their training comes from!

Leaving Megalopolis: Surviving Megalopolis #4

Written by Gail Simone | Art by J. Calafiore
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics

Dog: “I mean, does nobody in this town curb their serial killers?!”

Dave: The foldable man was a huge hit with the kids. Well until the knee bone split from his flesh. Then it was frightening.

Nick: That’s when Ethan decided that hot yoga just wasn’t for him.

Man vs Rock: I stepped right in her guts… as I gently dipped my testicles into her open mouth…

Ewwww? The best gross panel of the week 💀

Chew: Demon Chicken Poyo #1

Written by John Layman | Art by Rob Guillory
Publisher: Image Comics

Dog: Looks like algae got into the pressure washer.

Dave: “Hark, the apocalypse will bring bees, the undead will rise, and fountains of puke will be ridden. Yes surfboards should be acquired!”

Nick: We need an old priest, a young priest, and a whole lot of wet wipes.