Week twelve of PiPT in the year 2016 means weird bear creatures, eyeballs getting threatened and more!


༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ What the F am I looking at? The best WTF of the week 😱


Circuit Breaker #2


Written by Kevin McCarthy | Art by Kyle Baker
Publisher: Image Comics

Dave: Dolls are different in Japan.

Dog: Frank Castle’s First Law of Robotics.

Lisa: School mascot training 301: Knife skills.

Nick: It’s not every day you get to wear the face of your potential killer as a backpack.

Man vs Rock: I wish I could rent that guy out the next time another one of my friends announces they’re having a baby.


👙Let’s talk about sex…baby? Best sexytime of the week 🏩


Star Wars #18


Written by Jason Aaron | Art by Leinil Francis Yu
Publisher: Marvel Comics

Dave: Close your legs C-3PO. You’re drunk.

Nick: At least leprechaun R2-D2 is digging it.

Man vs Rock: Glad the comics are making up for the noticeable lack of droid sex in The Force Awakens.

Dog: But it looks like someone fubared the code for “Gang Bang.” It apparently does not compute.

Lisa: Leia rocks a Fu Manchu stache and all hell breaks loose.

Best Comments from Reddit (r/Comicbooks):

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💉 Is that blood? The best gore of the week 💀


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #57


Written by Kevin Eastman, Bobby Curnow & Tom Waltz| Art Tom Waltz
Publisher: IDW

Dave: The butt chin is a huge facial reconstruction thing with the Krang people.

Lisa: Looks like the scrubbing bubbles got into the crank again.

Nick: Dust mites feel pain, too.

Dog: After people, horseshoe crabs became the dominant, sentient organism.

Man vs Rock: So that’s what this Planned Parenthood fuss is all about …

Injection #9


Written by Warren Ellis| Art by Declan Shalvey
Publisher: Image Comics

Dave: Do you see now?!

Nick: Eye ball gore theater showing a bit of cinematic class. Nice.

Lisa: Old school Lasik is scary.

Dog: The shooter didn’t realize that all members of the Isosceles Triangle Gang have trained, prehensile pupils. Foiled again!

Man vs. Rock: And that, Colossus, is how I met your mother…

Harley Quinn #27


Written by Amanda Conner & Jimmy Palmiotti | Art by John Timms
Publisher: DC Comics

Dave: The “skewer” sound effect is especially satisfying with a good piece of meat.

Dog: Practice safer sex. Always wear a D-Cap.

Nick: This wouldn’t have happened if they used instant replay.

Man vs. Rock: America lost some of its best minds at the Juggalo fair that day …