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Panels in Poor Taste: 06/03/2016 – Don’t Get Handsy

Calling all weirdos. PiPT is back for its fourteenth week of 2016! Contributions this week come from Image, IDW, Marvel, and Dark Horse Comics!

༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ What the F am I looking at? The best WTF of the week 😱

Amazing Forest #6

Written by Ulises Farinas & Erick Freitas | Art by Mike Prezzato
Publisher: IDW Publishing

Dave: It took a virus, but Harold finally proved to the ladies he was well hung. So well hung he was hung in more than one place!

Patrick!: Finally, the government has released the Undead Jack Kirby after the internet freakout over Captain America.

Jordan: As a cat owner, cat tumors growing out of you is something I’m not familiar with. All I thought I had to worry about just being bitten or scratched.

Dog: Enough with the f-----g Zika alarmism.

Nick: This made me want to play the Kirby games again.

👙Let’s talk about sex…baby? Best sexytime of the week 🏩

Civil War II #1

Written by Brian Michael Bendis | David Marquez
Publisher: Marvel Comics

Dave: Robot Hitler is a real thing if Tony says it is; I mean, just look it up in the 2025 encyclopedia Britannica!

Jordan: I bet you that already exists on the internet.

Nick: *opens private browsing window*

Dog: “And baby Hitler looked at me!”

Savage Dragon #214

Written and Art by Erik Larsen
Publisher: Image Comics

Dave: Gratuitous upskirt shots either mean we’re in the 90s or Japan is heavily involved with Image Comics content.

Patrick!: Maybe I should start watching tennis…

Jordan: Punch him so hard that all that was left was an arm… and I think a foot. It’s hard to say given the artwork.

Nick: Some folks simply turn the other cheek, but she gave us both.

Dog: The gravity of those cheeks caused his chest to go nova.

💉 Is that blood? The best gore of the week 💀

Amazing Forest #6

Written by Ulises Farinas & Erick Freitas | Art by Mike Prezzato
Publisher: IDW Publishing

Dave: The Cats revival Broadway show sure did end with a bang. A new lead actor had to be hired before every show!

Patrick!: Ryan was just not that reliable. To be blunt? He’s a p---y, and he goes to pieces at the drop of a hat.

Nick: Dare you to find the cat with the biggest smile on its face.

Dog: Bob Barker thought he’d found a way to control the pet population, but what the cats did in response would doom us all.

Old Man Logan #7

Written Jeff Lemire | Art by Andrea Sorrentino
Publisher: Marvel Comics

Dave: That’s what happens when you get handsy.

Patrick!: After death? I become Passive Aggressiveness. Annoying Voicemail Notification. Telemarketer.

Jordan: Hopefully that person didn’t need their hands… or their torso… or anything in general…

Dog: Easy to slaughter a cyborg that’s apparently constructed of bicycle gears and bent hubcaps.

Predator: Life and Death #4

Written Dan Abnett | Art by Brian Albert Thies
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics

Dog: Chiropractic kills.

Dave: This is the only case where someone threatening to beat you to death with a spinal column should be taken seriously.

Patrick!: David Lee Roth is fighting a (to the tune of Panama) PRED…A…TOR? PRED…A…TorrrrOrrr.


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