If you’re reading this, you’re probably a terrible person. But it’s okay, we all are! Tim Chamberlain discovered that while working in a comic store, where nerds and jerks of all stripes converge to out-prick each other, and over the years, he’s captured our worst moments in comic strip format for somber reflection. And hilarity.

Thanks to Kickstarter, Chamberlain was able to compile every Our Valued Customers strip (almost *1,600* of them) in one massive, pleasing volume. Share my joy upon opening it for the first time. Oh s--t, I enjoyed something — please don’t kick me out of the club!!!