You won’t guess which superheroes are married in Marvel Two-In-One #5.

SPOILERS ahead. You’ve been warned.

Chip Zdarsky may have taken the latest issues of Marvel Two-In-One to an alternate dimension, but that doesn’t invalidate the relationships we learn about there, does it? In today’s issue Zdarsky and Valerio Schiti have Thing and Human Torch get the troops ready for a battle of the ages. That takes them to a town not unlike Clark Kent’s Smallville. First we meet a certain silver hero:

Yep, it’s Norrin Radd, the Silver Surfer. But soon we learn he has a wife and she’s none other than the diamond-encrusted mutant…

Wait, what? Now that’s a coupling I did not see coming.

You can purchase Marvel Two-In-One #5 in stores today.