Wiping out half of your excitement.

It’s the biggest movie ever. You’ve been waiting for it your whole life. Nothing can spoil this moment.

Challenge accepted!

While comic geeks are in their glory, some film critics STILL can’t get down. Curated for your ASTONISHMENT, via review-aggregating website Rotten Tomatoes, AiPT! presents the six most hilarious bad reviews of Avengers: Infinity War. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.

…a business play forcing us to make yet another down payment on our collective Marvel mortgage. – LarsenOnFilm

The noisy, bloated spectacles of combat were surely the most expensive parts of the movie, but the money seems less like an imaginative tool than a substitute for genuine imagination.- New York Times

A celebration of mediocrity on a scale the cinema has never seen before. – The Daily Review/Crikey

… An overstuffed sausage of summer entertainment … – Time Out

Sitting through its 2 hours and 30 minutes is like gorging on tapas: You wind up both overstuffed and unsatisfied. – Chicago Tribune

And if you’re still hungry for more, chow down on the undisputed galactic ruler of this round:

Maybe “Deadpool 2” will be better… – Movie Nation

Chimichangas for all! Avengers: Infinity War debuts in theaters tonight.