Editors
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Patrick RossEditor, Writer Patrick is a writer, web designer, graphic artist, and self-aggrandizing hipster. Becoming bored with pwning n00bs in the arena in WoW and watching tapes of pro wrestling from the 1990s, he founded AiPT along with Russ in order to write about them. You can check out his design work at patrickmross.com (and request web design work, if you’d like), peruse images of him in sunglasses indoors drinking PBR on his Facebook page, and watch him desperately seek attention from anyone who will listen on Twitter. He’s also on Google+ if anyone on earth uses that. |
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Russ WhitingCo-founder, Writer, Editor Russ is an Internet writer, non-conducive member of society, amateur bodybuilder, personal trainer, self-proclaimed shatterer of stereotypes and unduly and universally acknowledged Mario Lopez impersonator. He is also an enigma wrapped in a conundrum enveloped by Ezekiel bread smattered in duck sauce. He has been writing for leisure in some shape or form since he was in third grade; making crudely fashioned novellas about abominable snowmen, murderous penguins, generic Phantom of the Opera ripoffs, and time travelers inexplicably wearing motorcycle helmets to sell to his fellow students when every other boy his age was presumably catching frogs, kissing girls and being normal. He enjoys self-deprecating humor, roaring like a savage primate for no good reason, reading about various cultures’ creation myths, and origami (of his own penis). |
Contributors
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Mark PellegriniContributor Mark is an expert on all things horror, comics, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. His unique perspective is a welcome addition any time he decides to grace AiPT with his thoughts. You can read more by Mark on his horror movie review site, PelleCreepy, as well as on his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle comic book review site, TMNT Entity. |
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Brendan HarveyContributor Brendan is an aspiring screenwriter and an avid drinker. He finds writing in the third person to be awkward and self indulgent. He enjoys cats and polite fisticuffs. You two would probably get along really well. I’ll introduce you. |
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David BrookeContributor David used to write for his movie site Cine Discretion whilst writing a movie review column in college as well as a short stint writing for the Cape Codder newspaper. When the paper business went under David vowed to find a job in video and now currently works at a software company. Paper was overrated. Staving off insanity, David directed, wrote and starred in a bunch of short films. Dave currently creates training videos using sparkly animations but one of his true loves is writing about movies, comics, books and other nerd debauchery. |
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ApollyonContributor Apollyon was released from the depths of oblivion back in 1990 and has been playing games ever since. He subsides on a potent mixture of alcohol, nicotine, and trail mix, which his body has become accustomed to metabolizing over the years. Besides running horrible experiments on himself, he likes to write on his blog Geared to Game. |
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Sean M. ThompsonContributor Sean is a pop culture obsessive, who has many years of useless movie, television, book, cartoon, and other crap memorized, and at his disposal. |
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Jordan RichardsContributor Jordan has been writing for a long time now, starting off with bad fan fiction and then moving up movie reviews on his spare time since high school. Jumping into the comic book world with DC 52 reboot and Marvel Now, he has upgraded and moved towards writing short, catchy reaction comic book reviews. He currently hopes to become a video game programmer sometime in the future and continue to improve his writing. You can check out his personal blog at The Information Geek. |
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NairoshBellscream says:
Where's one in favor of Garrosh? LOK'TAR OGAR, BROTHERS AND SISTERS.DoonktheClown says:
That first Miniature Jesus one looks like a Celtic Frost cover. YUS.11 Pokemon That Desperately Need New Evolutions says:
[...] Move on to Part Two: 11 More Pokemon That Desperately Need Evolutions. [...]Baccus says:
You talk too much and say nothing worth listening to. The curse of the internet. Every jerkoff who can, does.JohnnyLurg says:
And they don't even call it "Heck" in "Heff in a Handbasket," instead opting for "You Know Where." Still, that episode has several references to 666. Also, it's worth mentioning that Animaniacs used the name "Satan" and Cow and Chicken featured "The Devil" in their pilot episode before changing his name to the much more famous "The Red Guy."taranaich says:
"Due to Brian Wood’s ability to write a strong character driven story one might argue Conan has never been this fleshed out before." You might argue that, yes, but it's not a particularly convincing argument, especially considering you seem to be extremely unfamiliar with the Conan comics. Anyone who's at least read the original REH stories (upon which this is based, I might add) would know Belit's fate. And "cold as stone"? What about his "gigantic mirth" as seen in evidence? Wood making Conan more than a barbarian slayer isn't new: Robert E. Howard did it from the beginning.