Alexis Simonetta

Alexis Simonetta

Alexis Simonetta

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Alexis is a full time mom and music teacher, part time bad-ass. Every attempt at dragon slaying ends with her keeping it as a pet. Needless to say, her bleeding heart keeps her house full. Her other pastimes include but are not limited to adult coloring books, chips and salsa, hair dye, and the occasional destruction of children's dreams.