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Super Mario Bros: The Great Mission To Rescue Princess Peach Review

Super Mario Bros: The Great Mission To Rescue Princess Peach Review

"Holy Grails" are a funny thing. You can spend years hunting for them and pining for them and dreaming about them, but as soon as they've finally been procured, they lose their lu...

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Dark Skies (2013) Review

My first thought on leaving the theater after viewing Dark Skies. “Aliens are bad and they should feel bad.” My second: Is Dark Skies a UFO conspiracy theory film that really wants to be a supernatural horror one... or the other way around? Not the worst quandary to have in the movie world, except when it becomes painfully clear that we’ve seen this film already in near identical fashion many times over -...

26 Feb 4:45 AM 1 Read More...

3 Second Movie Reviews: Oscars Edition 2013

Welcome to our Oscars Edition of 3 Second Movie Review. These reviews will cover the creme de la creme of the nominations... namely Best Picture. After a quick shake down of the Academy Awards nominations how do they look to our gentle yet ferocious bear cub of a critic? He reviews all 9 of the nominations and makes his pick, a guess at who the Academy will choose and a possible surprise winner. Scroll down to see f...

21 Feb 3:51 AM 2 Read More...

Review: A Good Day to Die Hard (is When You're Super Drunk)

You know the last place John McClane should be? Anywhere outside of the United States. He's the modern day cowboy who kills terrorists apparently nonstop. America is John McClane's playground. Taking McClane out of America is about as smart as taking James Bond out of England. Which brings us to why A Good Day to Die Hard was destined to fail. John hears that his son Jack is in deep shit in Russia. That Jack h...

19 Feb 10:43 AM 1 Read More...

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Movies: Best Bikes of Cinema

Even though we love cinematic car chases and stunts as much as the next guy, these scenes feel empty without the two-wheeled roar of motorcycles. From the bike that launched thousands of teenage rebellion to the bike that escaped from a POW encampment, these rides still rumble in our movie memories. We've gathered an octet of mean two-wheeled machines that drove an iconic tread in the following movies. Easy Ride...

12 Feb 9:56 AM 0 Read More...

Iron Man 3 "Toylers" Have Arrived! Action Figure Preview

One benefit to the now annual superhero movie is the restocking of superhero toys. Generally they aren't made for the collector and this is mostly due to the kids who think four points of articulation is "totally rad!" (that's still how kids talk, right? It's still the 1980s, right?) FOOLS. That said, it's still pretty sweet to see our favorite heroes in newly crafted plastic form. Marvel News recently revealed so...

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