Movie Reviews
The Gate (1987) Review
Suburban horror (that is to say, horror movies set in the suburbs) have a certain appeal to me, as I...
Suburban horror (that is to say, horror movies set in the suburbs) have a certain appeal to me, as I...
Growing up in the early 90s, I was very fortunate to have all three channels of HBO to help nurture...
I’m not morally against remakes. I’m really not. But you’ll notice that the BEST remakes are the ones that take...
After House II: The Second Story took the franchise in a more kid-oriented direction, producer Sean. S. Cunningham and director...
Faces of Death is one of those movies that isn’t especially good, but people cling strongly to, anyway. I should...
Some cult movies are so bad that they’re bad (The Dead Next Door) while others are so bad that they’re...
There are two things I love: Silent films and stop-motion animation. Regrettably, they don’t make either anymore. So when I...
Man, New Line Cinema sure had a thing in the ‘90s for taking all their acquired horror movie franchises and...
You’d think that the co-writer of the original 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre would be the ideal individual to write and...
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 is probably the third worst Dennis Hopper movie I’ve ever seen. And that… that’s just...
The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre… where to start? I think I established this in an earlier review, but growing up,...
Grab yourself a drink, because I’ve got a lot to say about Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust. If you’ve read my...