Written by Ray Fawkes | Art by Alisson Borges
Dave: This is a really screwed up rendition of “I’m a Little Teapot.”
Dog: Some healing factor. I swear it’s been a week since that happened, and still nothing!
Alien vs. Predator: Fire and Stone #4
Written by Christopher Sebela | Art by Ariel Olivetti
Dave: Wishbones are different in outer space.
Dog: Wait, is this revealing that Predators are extraterrestrial poultry?
John: Frieza’s new form is revealed for the upcoming Dragon Ball Z movie!
Jupiter’s Legacy #5
Written by Mark Millar | Art by Frank Quitely
Dave: Well now publishers won’t want to read my handmade comic “Choo-Choo Crunchy Delight” as the premise is ruined here.
Dog: I always thought America’s railroads were built on the blood of the Chinese, not some grayscale stormtroopers.
Deep State #3
Written by Justin Jordan | Art by Ariela Kristantina
Dave: Spine tingling!!
Dog: Stop torturing Sergeant Schultz! He knows nothing!
Deadpool (2012-) #40
Written by Brian Posehn and Gerry Duggan | Art by Scott Koblish
Dave: Roxxon is inside Silverman’s what now?!
Dog: They had to fill the megapowerful corporate entity vacuum when Kimmel moved out.
Rat Queens Special: Braga #1
Written by Kurtis J. Wiebe | Art by Tess Fowler
Dave: How awkward. The dude on the bottom right is clearly doing some kind of tearful lover’s embrace. Maybe he was in love with the other dude’s squishy head?
John: Dave, how could you miss those eyeballs surviving the head crush? Damn those indestructible eyeballs.
Written by Fred Van Lente | Art by Maurizio Rosenzweig
Dave: Ain’t nothing better than a double page upskirt spread with old school panties. #1800Panties #19thCenturySwag
Dog: This comic rated T for bawdy language, psychedelic frontier violence and partial pantaloons.
BOOM! Box 2014 Mix Tape
Short in this selected panel Written and Drawn by Alexis Ziritt
Dave: I don’t know what’s more disturbing here, the flopping breasts or the fact that dragons may love doing a Dutch apple.
Dog: What about that geriatric punk’s abdominal dentures?
Ten Grand #12
Written by J. Michael Straczynski | Art by C.P. Smith
Dave: He missed the train, but boy are his arms tired.
John: He may have missed the train, but it sure didn’t miss him!
Dog: And with their revenge thus completed, the Chinese Stormtrooper railway worker ghosts never again haunted the old Number 36 line.