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The weirdest, most frightening PokeDex entries in Pokemon history

Pokemon isn’t all giggling Pikachus and tail-wagging Eevees. Behold, the dark side of Pokemon: the weirdest, scariest PokeDex entries ever.

It all started back in 1996 when I read this depressing Cubone PokeDex entry in Pokemon Yellow.

Wears the skull of its deceased mother. Its cries echo inside the skull and come out as a sad melody.

Cubone used “all the feels.” It’s super effective!

Ever since that day, my fascination for uncovering a particular type of PokeDex entry only grew; that of the unsettling, ominous and overall weird-ass (which seem so delightfully incongruous to a children’s game like Pokemon) variety. Luckily, with some help from the twisted minds of the Game Freak developers (and the Baider Meinhof phenomenon), there were plenty more macabre PokeDex entries to be found. The following are the most unsettling PokeDex entries in Pokemon history:

1. Primeape (Pokemon Sun)

It has been known to become so angry that it dies as a result. Its face looks peaceful in death, however

Basically what happened to some Pokemon fans after the whole Dexit and #Gamefreaklied controversies.

2. Drowzee (Pokemon Silver)

It remembers every dream it eats. It rarely eats the dreams of adults because children’s are much tastier.

Sure, I see no problem with this Pokemon being a small child’s traveling companion.

3. Gengar (Pokemon Sun)

David Szilagyi art

Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.

4. Sliggoo (Pokemon Sun)

It has trouble drawing a line between friends and food. It will calmly try to melt and eat even those it gets along well with.

Oh, so it’ll calmly melt and eat me? Not all agitated or anything? In that case, sure; eat away, Sliggoo. Not like I affectionately raised you since you were a fledgling Goomy or anything.

5. Gorebyss (Pokemon Sapphire)

Gorebyss looks like this:

Like something conceived purely of Carebear Stares and My Little Pony eyelashes. Here’s Gorebyss’ Pokedex entry from Pokemon Sapphire, though:

Although GOREBYSS is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this POKéMON inserts its thin mouth into the prey’s body and drains the prey of its body fluids.

So less Carebear and more blood-sucking ghoul. Got it.

6. Salazzle (Pokemon Sun)

For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

That “reverse harem” part seems really necessary in a game intended for 10-year-olds, doesn’t it, Game Freak? Not all of us are clever enough parents to think of euphemisms on the spot when little Johnny asks, “Dad, what’s a harem?”

7. Froslass (Pokemon Sun)

When it finds humans or Pokémon it likes, it freezes them and takes them to its chilly den, where they become decorations.

Ice-type Vlad the Impaler, I choose you!

8. Kadabra (Pokemon FireRed)

David Szilagyi art

It happened one morning – a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into KADABRA.

Kafka’s The Metamorphosis, Johto style.

9. Phantump (Pokemon Sun)

These Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died in the forest. Their cries sound like eerie screams.

“Not right now, Billy. Mommy and Daddy are busy. Go summon your dead children Pokemon from the forest and have them shriek bloody murder at Dougie’s Pikachu down the street.”

10. Spoink (Pokemon Ruby)

Spoink bounces around on its tail. The shock of its bouncing makes its heart pump. As a result, this Pokémon cannot afford to stop bouncing – if it stops, its heart will stop.

Spoink’s perpetual torment makes Sisyphus’ look like a cakewalk in comparison.

11. Komala (Pokemon Sun)

“That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.”

It is born asleep, and it dies asleep. All its movements are apparently no more than the results of it tossing and turning in its dreams.

Wait a minute. Komala’s tragic, perpetual slumber sounds pretty familiar, doesn’t it? Where have we heard it before again? Oh yeah:

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”

Komala is Cthulhu confirmed.

12. Drampa (Pokemon Ultra Sun)

If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully’s house and burn it to the ground.

Alright, this one is less scary and more hilarious. Well, maybe not for the bully. Or his unsuspecting family. Drampa showing why he’s got the “most egregiously loyal Pokemon ever” title on lock.

13. Houndoom (Pokemon Gold)

If you are burned by the flames it shoots from its mouth, the pain will never go away.

Houndoom, the Pokemon equivalent of Satan.

Sad Cubone art: co0kie-cat

Show David Szilagyi (the frightening Pokemon artist) some support at his Patreon.

Which PokeDex entry do you think is the most frightening? Did we leave one off this list? Let us know in the comments.

More Pokemon articles from AIPT:

The most uncomfortable pieces of Pokemon fan art.

11 Pokemon that desperately need evolutions.

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