AIPT

Ryan and Dave

Ryan Michney has a PhD in astrophysics, not to brag or anything. It’s just a thing he did, so be cool about it, please. He’s probably a lot like you, if you threw away 7 years of your life to squint at blurry images of galaxies and write software that barely ever worked. He’s broken inside. Ryan also loves bad movies with a passion that no one understands and included 3 references to "The Room" in his doctoral thesis. Dave got a PhD in physics studying dark matter. He didn’t manage to find any, though, so he cursed its name and banished it to the outer rim of the galaxy, where it sits, refusing to interact with anyone or anything. He also considers himself a lifelong student of themed chain restaurants and cinnamon whiskeys. He builds robots in his spare time.